A futures school disguised as a game. Trade by hand, then hand the same
seat to a paper bot. Real 5-minute candles, optional stops, honest odds, and chips that
are worth exactly nothing, by design and forever.
Chips are not money. There is no deposit, no payout, no token, no
"premium tier". Nothing here is redeemable and nothing ever will be. Bank a session and the
chip stack persists on this device. Stops are off by default; turn on a session
stop-loss or trailing drawdown if you want the table to close itself. What you can win is the
one thing casinos never sell: knowing the odds.
The sign on the door: when 120 coin-flip players ran this
same table over real BTC candles (receipt: run python3 demo.py),
most lost chips after fees — last bake: about 80% losers, mean roughly
-1,400 chips. Whatever you feel during a winning streak, the shape of that
number is still true.
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Price
Session performance (chips)
Leverage:
1×
Account
Bank (persists)100,000
Equity100,000
High-water100,000
Session P&L0
Optional stops (off by default)
Drawdown now0% · off
Session loss now0% · off
Decisions0
Tape left·
Honesty HUD (always the full set)
Win rate·
Payoff ratio·
Expectancy / trade·
Fee drag0
Discipline
XP (lifetime)0
RankTurkey
Tilt flags0
Ledger
Why this exists
Prop-firm challenge shops make their money from fees, and their own numbers say most
paying customers fail. If the pull of the five-minute chart has you (or someone you love),
this table gives the same dopamine loop with the fangs removed: the data is real, the rules
are the real rules, and the only currency at risk is attention. Bank when you are done.
Pick an instrument, trade by hand, then RUN BOT with a baseline, an Incerto student, or a
composite recipe (when / until / macro-micro). Same fees. Stops only if you arm them.
Structure, never advice. Ladder: LADDER.md. Wing: /incerto/.
The gamification is honest about what it rewards. Banking a session pays more XP than
grinding into the wall. Escalating size after losses gets named to your face as tilt.
The win rate never appears without its payoff ratio, because a high win rate with small
wins and big losses is a countdown, not an edge.
Honest limits: fills happen at candle close with no slippage or depth model.
Crypto can settle on the live Binance 5-minute close; stocks and futures stand-ins replay
vendored HF Data Library history (CC BY 4.0).
The “futures” rows are liquid ETF proxies (SPY/QQQ/USO), not CME tapes.
Precious metals sit in their own picker group (Gold / Silver / Platinum /
Palladium). This page
teaches mechanics, gates and odds. It does not, cannot, and will not sell an edge.